sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via fake-mermaid)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion, via exorcismduck)

itsjustanothernightmare:

abchannahxyz:

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

I support all of this.

Shoutout to the people who have seen me naked and still want to have a conversation with me.

(via exorcismduck)

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

(via survivingonepostatatime)

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via fake-mermaid)

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via kimstaticchild)

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

(via kimstaticchild)

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay, via fake-mermaid)

"The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up."

(via assgod)

(Source: luxury-andfashion, via joshpeck)

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via fake-mermaid)

kaworu-phobia:

image

image

the fall of a hero

(via joshpeck)