becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.
shout out to being naked
I support all of this.
Shoutout to the people who have seen me naked and still want to have a conversation with me.
being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.
meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that