andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: queerhound, via x-scizor)

  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

(via officialunitedstates)

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

(via fake-mermaid)

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

(via joshpeck)

rose-fallen-angel:

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

eh Seat belt

(via joshpeck)

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

(via jesuschristvevo)

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

(via the-lonely-fool-on-the-hill)